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Topic: Lack of Sleep

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Camcorder

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Personality:

Nervous, Sad, Depressive

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping, Sleepwalking sleepwalker, Working

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes

Likes to wear:

Sunglasses

Listens to:

Robbie Williams

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Taking Valium, Taking Prozac, Uses laxatives

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Lack of sleep is one of the symptoms and also one of the causes of stress.
Lack of sleep can lead to fatigue and a decreased sense of well-being.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

After that, only one smaller page (containing The Egolf Chronicles, Len's Lack-of-Sleep Litanies, and a random rant or two) will be updated with any frequency.
Future installments of The Egolf Chronicles and Len's Lack-of-Sleep Litanies will be put on their own page.
December 3, 2001 AD (Len's Lack-of-Sleep Litanies 11.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Herein is the semiregular Lack-of-Sleep Litanies, the sequel.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Herein is the original two rants that formed the beginning of my Martial Law page, as well as the semiregular Lack-of-Sleep Litanies.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Lack of adequate sleep can increase stress and anxiety.
Lack of sleep and increased stress are both known to make seizure control more difficult.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Two, you may wish to read two Lack-of-Sleep Litanies.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Lack-of-Sleep Litanies have been left to their own devices on other pages, which see a few new entries a month.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The Progenitor Rants and Lack-of-Sleep Litanies finally have their own pages.

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