Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 8 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Maurice Lacroix

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

T S Eliot

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, FHM magazine

Favorite artist(s):

Renoir, Giovanni Bellini

Favorite author(s):

Dante Alighieri

Favorite book(s):

"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy
"Catch-22" by Joseph Heller

Likes to wear:

Mambo, Adidas, Leather jacket

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo, Citizen Kane, Rear Window

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Listens to:

U2, David Bowie, Radiohead

Favorite quote(s):

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Jour et Nuit mp6218-ss001-190.
Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Cinq Aiguilles mp6408-pg101-19e.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Maurice Lacroix is a Swiss watch with it's own production facilities in the Jura Franches-Montagnes area of Switzerland.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Calendrier Retrograde mp6198-ss001-191.
Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Calendrier Retrograde mp6338-pg101-390.
Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Calendrier Retrograde mp6208-pg101-190.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Maurice Lacroix personally presented the newly-elected and radiant-looking Miss Uni-verse, Lara Dutta, with a diamond-studded Miros Integral.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Maurice Lacroix Swiss watches Masterpiece collection.
Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Croneo mp6318-ys101-11e.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Grand Guichet mp6378-ss001-290.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The Maurice Lacroix brand was founded in 1975 and is owned by Zurich's Desco von Schulthess AG, a trading company with a history of watch assembly in the Jura mountains going back to 1961.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The model which received the public's recognition is part of the premier Masterpiece collection by Maurice Lacroix.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Do Maurice Lacroix proud by spreading the word!

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.