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Topic: Laden

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Most admires:

Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W Bush

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine, Washington Post, The Times

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, Spy

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Ayatollah

Interest(s):

Politics

Likes to wear:

Burqa

Favorite destination(s):

Arabia

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement, Heart attack imminent

Favorite political figure(s):

Anwar Sadat

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Bin Laden is thus an important phenomenon in contemporary Muslim societies ; he exemplifies a charismatic generation that is the product of a tense encounter between tradition and modernity.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Osama bin Laden has reportedly advocated using narcotics trafficking to weaken Western societies by supplying them with addictive drugs.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Osama Bin Laden is well hidden and will not be found with these tactics, Bush is using the same means of terrorism that has been dealt to him and should be stopped.
Bin Laden has told associates he would rather die than allow the United States to imprison him.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Bin Laden told meeting attendees that the Taliban leadership would collapse if it bowed to U.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Osama Bin Laden considers the American military presence in Saudia Arabia to be an descration of Muslim holy lands.
It is obvious that Osama Bin Laden has developed warped hatred toward America and the ruling family of Saudi Arabia for what he believes are defiling threats to his homeland and his malignant version of Islam.
Osama Bin Laden is descended from Saudi royalty and traces his descent to the same family root that the Hashemite Rulers descend from.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Bin Laden is sure to find a unifying communal Arab Cause in taking on himself the Palestinian Cause.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Is Osama bin Laden, sheltered by the Taliban rulers of Afghanistan, merely a front for a more extensive conspiratorial enterprise requiring years of detailed planning that ended in a horribly brilliant execution of its goals?
Osama bin Laden grew up with this ideology and turned in fury on the Saudi regime when it violated its own Wahhabist principles by allowing American soldiers to remain in the Kingdom after the Gulf War.
Osama bin Laden was in contact with Iraqi government agents from his base in Afghanistan in the days leading up to the Sept.

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