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Topic: Lamb

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stroller
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
Favorite food(s):Meat and potatoes,  Anything with tomato sauce,  Bacon and eggs
Favorite great leader(s):Hannibal
Favorite movie(s):Silence of the Lambs,  Psycho,  Taxi Driver
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Orange Juice,  Lemonade
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Thanksgiving
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Lambs who show by their hooves to have been on their feet for a few hours will have run down their body reserves and if these lambs are warmed up will quite likely go into a coma due to lack of blood glucose.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Lambs-wool is made by bruising roasted apples and mixing them with ale or sometimes with milk.
Suckling lambs are sometimes fed cows milk or even ale to preserve more of the richer ewes' milk for people.
Lamb's were asked to supply a selection of their TLB Red Rubber material formed into gauged arches to repair the facade of this property.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Lambs are pasture fed and get some grain in the last month before they are butchered at 95-100 lb.
Lambs Bricks and Arches will also provide all bricks and blocks at cost.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Lambs were ritually used as sacrifices in many different religions to all varieties of gods, and is still a favorite menu item at Easter.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Wooly lambs and frisky calves still skip and play in green pastures while children gather golden brown eggs and milk a cranky cow.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Lambs are carefully selected by fully trained Field Officers who work to stringent grading specifications, ensuring that only the best animals are chosen.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

These lambs are now being tested for parasite resistance and the best of the rams and ewes will be crossed with the best of the Katahdin/Dorper crossed lambs to created a F2 generation.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Lambs with high to moderate growth potential that are fed a grain based diet with proper amounts of protein should gain from.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Domestic lambs are larger than their Austrailian and New Zealand counterparts and are preferred by restaurants and specialty retailers because of the larger sized cut of meat.
 
 
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