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Topic: Lansing

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  Lansing MI    Lansing Michigan  
  East Lansing    East Lansing Michigan  
  Altec Lansing    City of Lansing  
  Lansing State Journal    Speakers Altec Lansing  
  Lansing Community College    Lansing Mall  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Ricky Martin,  Henry Ford
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Politics:Democrat,  Republican
Education:College
Favorite TV show(s):Dawson's Creek
Interest(s):Real estate
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Favorite destination(s):Florida,  United States of America,  New York
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Allegan Suite 300 Lansing, MI 48933 Provides advocacy services for mentally impaired and developmentally disabled, assist with appeals for disability benefits through Social Security Administration.
The proximity to Lansing/ East Lansing keeps the city in touch with both the state government and with the many amenities available at Michigan State University which range from research and development to fine arts to athletic competitions.
Lansing, MI 12/1989 to 2/98 Carpenter Maintain company quality and manufacturing standards in production of residential and commercial building materials.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Some of the memories were recalled recently in Lansing when France paid homage to a group of men from the State of Michigan for their participation in the liberation of their country from German occupation.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

EAST LANSING, MI -- Using a revolutionary computer program that gives scientists the opportunity to watch evolution take place before their eyes using "digital organisms," a team of researchers from Michigan State University and Caltech has confirmed an evolutionary process long suspected but, until now, unproven.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Altec Lansing AVS300 3-Piece Computer Speakers Altec Lansing Product Description The AVS300 3-speaker system from Altec Lansing is an excellent audio setup for music or gaming needs.
Altec Lansing AVS200 2-Piece Computer Speakers Altec Lansing Product Description Transform your MP3 player into a high-end stereo system or turn your personal CD player into a hi-fi system.
Altec Lansing ACS54 Speakers (Page 1 of 2) Introduction The ACS54 Power play plus speaker system is a 5 piece speaker system, with 4 speakers and one wooden subwoofer!
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Lansing Bureau Chief Democrats stepped up criticism of Republicans' plans to hurriedly approve new political boundaries for Michigan by next month, calling the process rushed and unfairly tilted to the GOP.
LANSING-House Democratic Leader Buzz ThomasÂ’ legislation that would enable local municipalities to convert abandoned buildings and vacant properties into usable property passed the Michigan House of Representatives today.
LANSING - House Democrats today fought the Republican-led charge to eliminate straight ticket voting in Michigan.
 
 
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