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Topic: Laptop

Related:
  Laptop Computers    PC or laptop  
  Notebook Laptop    Laptop Cases  
  Used Laptops    Linux laptop  
  Laptop Batteries    IBM laptop  
  Dell laptop    Laptop battery for Compaq  
  Laptop Parts    Laptop Accessories  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Chu Mei-Feng,  Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  PDA,  Windows computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Favorite activity(s):Working
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  eBay Auctions,  Chatting on ICQ
Membership(s):Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Many laptops are suitable for Debian Linux, but many are not; in particular, installing X on laptops may require information that your supplier will not provide.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Dell laptops have this really bizarre flaw that makes it impossible to listen to MP3s if you are not plugged into a network connection.
Laptops are costly items that are often worth more than the watch you're wearing or the luggage you're carrying.
Laptops are incredibly useful to the traveller but also incredibly easy to steal.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Individuals who use laptops with network connections use PeerSync which enables data to be consolidated and compressed for later expansion when needed.
Laptops and PDA's are welcome along with any other device that supports the 802.
Laptops users able to move from a 3G network to an 802.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Laptops always should be taken out of the car when you are staying at hotels/motels.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Laptops are suitable, but must have a docking station with a PCI slot, or a SP-LTA PCI to PCMCIA adapter.
Laptops or PDAs equipped with suitable wireless LAN cards can connect to the network at up to 500 Kbps for access to the Internet or a corporate network.
The problem is that laptops these days use PCMCIA network adapter cards.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Our laptops are lightweight for deployment, have plenty of muscle for global command and control systems and deliver powerful battlefield management capabilities to practically any vehicle, ship or aircraft.
 
 
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