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Topic: Lars Ulrich

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  Ulrich    Lars  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Ingrid Bergman
Personality:Wacky
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite actor(s):Nicole Kidman
Favorite great thinker(s):Alfred Nobel
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
Favorite movie(s):Rear Window,  Good Will Hunting,  This Is Spinal Tap
Listens to:Metallica,  Green Day,  Limp Bizkit
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite destination(s):Scandinavia
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I expect that the treatment you're seeing Lars Ulrich get now will quadruple for me.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

In the interest of fairness, you can read a recent Lars Ulrich interview conducted by the geeky linux propogandists over at slashdot.
Docster: does Lars Ulrich read The Lancet?
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich has folded his label, the Music Company , which was distributed through Elektra.
Lars Ulrich of the band Metallica is at the forefront of the legal dispute for the record industry.
Lars Ulrich is a little pussy but he plays the drums like.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Lars Ulrich is a fucking idiot.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I'm trying to raise money to hire a hitman to kick Lars Ulrich in the nuts for being a dumbass.
Not that we're taking Napster's side over Lars Ulrich's, but there's nothing wrong with pooling rock and rap resources among dormmates.
 
 
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