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Topic: Printers Laser Reviews

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Johannes Gutenberg

Favorite possession(s):

Digital camera, Windows computer, Typewriter

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Hitman

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"English Patient" by Michael Ondaatje
"Color Purple" by Alice Walker

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Golf

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Membership(s):

Boy scouts, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Independent factual tests and product reviews of color inkjet printers versus color laser printers, especially for 11x17, A3, tabloid sized color printers.
Upcoming color test for 11x17, A3 oversize color laser printers and color copier hardware and software reviews.
Testing computer hardware peripherals, comparisons and reviews of color laser printers.

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