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Topic: Latest Technology

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, Windows computer, Camcorder

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Finding ringtones for their phone

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Advanced Campaign Technologies is a political consulting firm that specializes in applying the latest technologies with proven campaign strategies to produce winning campaigns.
We utilize the latest technologies that leverage your existing corporate infrastructure and identify the right solution to meet your business objectives.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

It is based on the very latest networking technologies, and will integrate persistant distributed object computing with supercomputers and other powerful tools.
Our designers are all specialists in Internet development technologies and consistently use the latest techniques in web site design and graphic design.
Our websites are created using the latest software applications and also support various technologies that can increase functionality and interactivity for your visitors.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Concerto leverages the latest advances in computing technologies to minimize IT effort required for initial deployment as well as ongoing maintenance.
Our strength is in seamlessly combining traditional photography with the latest digital technologies to create marketing and communication strategies and solutions that work in the real world.
The modules are specially focused on the ways that tourism and hospitality organisations can utilise the latest information communication technologies to achieve competitive advantages in the exciting new world of eTourism.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Using the latest technologies and the highest quality control in industry, PS Engineering manufactures all of its products to the most exacting standards.
The latest technologies: using Site Solutions web site maintenance, you don't have to dip into your own pockets for research on the latest Internet techniques and technologies.
That is why Prince New Media uses the latest software and technologies to design and develop solutions for our clients.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Providing the latest in food service equipment technologies as identified by the Naval Sea Systems Command Affordability Through Commonality program.

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