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Topic: Law

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  Laws of the State    Law Enforcement  
  Law School    Law Firm  
  Attorney at Law    Federal law  
  International Law    Case Law  
  Copyright Law    Law and Order  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Tax Collector,  Private Detective
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law,  Business
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Getting a divorce
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Voting laws to partially restore balance that may distort market equilibrium to satisfice insurance needs instead of optimize insurance coverage from the consumer point of view.
Our laws should make it impossible for any insurance company to do business in Kansas unless its ability to pay any and all losses was well established, and the integrity of its organization was equally unquestioned.
Nevada is another state without corporate income tax and its laws are also designed to actively encourage new corporations.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

HEA is required by multiple laws and regulations to post at its place of business certain notices to advise its employees of the many protections and benefits afforded in the workplace by all these laws and regulations.
The proposed laws of the Executive were left at the mercy of the existent discrepancies between the Senate and the Government in reference to the designation of the Central Electoral Board and the control of the Dominican Municipal League.
Local laws relating only to unincorporated areas of a county on the effective date of this article may be amended or repealed by county ordinance.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The basic laws and other relationships necessary to model the climate system are expressed as a series of equations.
The energy laws governing all natural proceses are well understood and have not been challenged by any of the revolutions in scientific thinking during the 20th century.
They are empirical laws generalized on the basis of experience, from which we can infer technological rules.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The laws given to us in the Torah about unclean animals which are forbidden us as food are also a continuous trial – else why did the Almighty make them so tempting and succulent?
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

These laws burden my freedom of expression and association as I struggle to compete with media businesses that are exempt from corresponding sets of limits on their freedoms of expression and association.
Changes in the laws regarding voting have been made to make it easier for people to register for and vote in elections.
 
 
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