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Topic: Murphy's Law

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People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Interest(s):Law,  Astronomy,  Physics
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Punk
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Murphy's law degree led to a six-year stint as an administrative law judge at the Oklahoma Corporation Commission, a post she resigned last year to pursue her race.
Murphy's Law will ensure that this depth will be inadequate for the program you were going to write to ensure you a niche in the Halls of Fame!
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Murphy's law says that at least one snap ring will go flying over your shoulder, and you will never be able to find it again.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Murphy's Law turns in a catchy tune with the momentum that drives the kids wild.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

MURPHY'S LAW OF CROQUET The player and balls of the double banked game will always be in your way when it is your turn to play.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Murphy's law for genealogists The public ceremony in which your distinguished ancestor participated and at which the platform collapsed under him turned out to be a hanging.
As Murphy's Law would have, that is when our sunshine turned into rain that lasted for the remainder of the patrol.
Murphy's Law was so rampant around here that I know him on a first name basis.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Murphy's Law strikes again: as luck would have it, my job kept me away for all but two of the childbirth classes my wife and I enrolled in locally.
Murphy's law say the best pictures are the ones that happen after you've put your camera away and of course Murphy's law struck not even 5 minutes after I had crawled into my sleeping bag.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Murphy's law predicts that the internet will experience disruptions during your lecture presentation.
Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: 1.
 
 
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