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Topic: Laws of the United States

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Saddam Hussein
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Monarchist
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Tax Collector,  Banker
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Being nude in public,  Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Amnesty International,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The United States Public Health Service administers the continuation coverage law as it affects public sector health plans.
The United States Export Controls laws prohibit the export of certain technical data and software to certain territories.
United States Export Control laws prohibit the export of certain software and technical data to specific territories.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

United States citizens are free from control of laws of other countries, they are required by law to only comply with the laws of the United States government.
Similar laws in the United States attempting to prohibit flag burning or desecration have inevitably been declared as violating the freedom of expression and therefore unconstitutional.
The United States Supreme Court has resolved that issue and its rulings are the supreme law of the land.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

States in the United States which have laws protecting Gays and Lesbians from housing/employment discrimination based on sexual orientation.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The United States must remain above reproach in how it treats the Guantanamo detainees under international law.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

United States law affords civil penalties of up to $100,000 per incident for violation of copyright.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Laws of the United States of America and the State of Minnesota governing the conduct of elections to public office shall be part of this constitution.
Laws of the United States of America and the Commonwealth of Kentucky governing the conduct of elections to public office shall be part of this constitution.
Bankruptcy law is governed by federal statute giving uniformity to bankruptcy law throughout the United States.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Marcus
2004-12-24 15:56:44
Is the age requirment to buy a gun 18 if not what is the age in Kentucky.
From:
bree
2007-09-12 20:04:00
i want to find a site where i can find laws that aren't right or bad or weird.
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