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Topic: Lawn

Related:
  Lawn and Garden    Lawn Chairs  
  Lawn Care    Lawn Mower  
  Lawn Equipment    Lawn Maintenance  
  Lawn Furniture    Lawn Sprinkler  
  Forest Lawn    Lawn Tractors  
  Lawn Ornaments    Lawn Boy  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Diego Maradonna,  Steve Martin
Favorite possession(s):Lawnmower,  House,  Ikea bedroom
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Interior decorator
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite animal(s):Wasps,  Butterfly
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding,  Roller blading
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Summer
Favorite quote(s):"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Well-landscaped lawns tend to increase the real estate values in the whole neighborhood, and can result in a more rapid increase in the equity you have in your home!
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Precautions are necessary to prevent fertilizers and chemicals applied to lawns or crops from ending up in waterways.
Lawns without a permanent underground irrigation system will not qualify.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Cottages The wide courtyard with terraced lawns and flowers is bounded on three sides by the thick stone walls and slate roofs of these old cottages.
Applegate is set on 6 acres of manicured lawns and gardens amid mature apple trees and towering pines with views of the Berkshire Hills.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

It is an art tested and tempered on the lawns of Buddhist monasteries against the steel of wandering bandits and on the field of combat and its history is a long and honourable one.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Millennium Lawns offers state of the art liquid lawn foods that provide a balanced nutritional diet of organic based nutrients specially formulated for seasonal applications with a complete biostimulant package to maximize the efficiency ratio of the nutrients in the soil.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It is important to remember that lawns, like the natural ecosystem around them, are not meant to consist of a single organism.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Moles are burrowing mammals that dig just under surface of lawns and other areas.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Our beautifully landscaped lawns and flower gardens along with interior courtyards featuring a pool, lighted creek and a babbling brook.
Lawns and landscaping should be kept neatly trimmed, with sidewalks and street edges kept clean and neatly edged.
All are solidly built stone or masonry buildings with slated roofs surrounded by gardens and lawns landscaped in local stone, and provide a high standard of accommodation and comfort.
 
 
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