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Topic: Lawn Sprinkler

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

James Watt

Favorite possession(s):

House, Lawnmower, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Farmer

Favorite activity(s):

Gardening

Favorite great leader(s):

Akbar the Great

Favorite animal(s):

Wasps

Favorite royal(s):

Queen of Sheba

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Burqa

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ

Favorite time of year:

Summer

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Buy lawn sprinklers and irrigation supplies online!

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Spray from lawn sprinklers won't trigger the alarm.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Sprinklers are a convenient option, particularly for lawns, but there is a risk that they can be forgotten and left to run for hours, which of course leads to massive water waste.
Check out our lawn decorations and you will find copper sprinklers and sundials.
Lawn sprinklers, swimming pools & equip.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
audie
2005-05-21 11:59:02

why is there a buzzing noise coming from the timer box

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