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Topic: Lawyers

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy
Good point(s):Remorseful
Intelligence:Incompetent
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Private Detective,  Banker
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Corporate lawyers are working to undermine democratic authority over corporations state by state.
Our lawyers serve as national asbestos counsel with a network of associated local lawyers throughout the country.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Lawyers from the firm have participated on several occasions in preparing written materials or serving on the faculty for continuing legal education programs on the subject of insurance coverage under Maine law.
Lawyers and accountants who work there make about half what lawyers and accountants do in other departments of government.
Our lawyers are alumnae of some of the finest law schools and law firms in the nation and have considerable experience handling complex legal matters in their respective fields.
John Fielding,
CEO

P lawyers are investigating allegations that these firms issued favorable analyst reports to the investing public regarding specific stocks when they knew that the positive recommendations were unwarranted and false.
Our lawyers are skilled negotiators who regularly resolve disputes to the satisfaction of our clients through direct negotiation and such alternative dispute resolution techniques as arbitration and mediation.
Our lawyers are accessible to their clients and are committed to exceeding our clients' expectations of expert counsel.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Many lawyers have expressed the satisfaction they have received in helping clients of this program.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lawyers are currently working on a national agreement with a preferred infrastructure provider who would carry out installations (the mobile phone operators e.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Lawyers for the pilots say the pilots were never briefed about where friendly forces would be the night they encountered artillery fire while returning from patrol in Afghanistan.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Lawyers for Vice President Gore quickly reacted to the discovery and asked the Florida judge presiding over the election case to compel the astronauts to recount the ballots so as not to further delay the process.
 
 
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JOSUE
2006-03-08 15:23:36
HOW MANY YEARS OF SCHOOL DO YOU NEED TO BE A LAWYER
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