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Topic: Lazy

Related:
  Lazy Susan    Lazy Eye  
  Lazy Boy    Lazy Gourmet  
  Lazy Boy chair    Lazy Boy rocker recliners  
  Lazy Days RV    Lazy Boy Business Furniture  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Bad point(s):Lazy
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Interest(s):Camping
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I'm too lazy to consider prying apart Donna and Bobby, and I'm too polite to ask you to sleep on the couch, even if you had a couch.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I'm a very lazy cook, and while I like to get as much nourishing food as possible for my baby, I HATE the process of cooking it and preparing it into baby food edibles.
I was gonna make my own web page, but I'm too lazy and I like yours so much that I'm going to use it instead.
I'm quite lazy when I get into a pattern of being lazy - basically I have to drag myself out of it and get into a pattern of working which can be pretty tough sometimes.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The program could be optimised futher but I'm too lazy to spend half an hour making a program run a few milliseconds faster or take up two or three bytes less of memory.
My problem is that I'm lazy and don't want to write out that many IF- THENs by comparing the string the player typed with every word in the database.
I've been lazy and/or busy lately, but I'm considering porting some of the D&D stuff from my personal web site over to the Realm to boost content.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

A dang lazy snare roll and a few hits of the tom and my god I'm asleep.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The lazy morons at Corel created the most self destructive RPM package I've ever seen in my life.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Even if I'm lazy, unprepared and not willing to spend the extra time that Martha Stewart would to create a beautifully wrapped gift, I can still give them something interesting to look at.
I'm too lazy to post a full review of the show, but Randy was in good form and they really did a nice job with their original stuff.
I've been completely lazy checking my email lately but I'm pretty sure that's about it for today.
 
 
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