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Topic: Major League Soccer

Related:
  Soccer    Major  
  League    Major League Baseball  
  English Premier League Soccer    Coast Soccer League  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Most admires:All cheerleaders,  David Beckham,  Rob Roy
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine,  Better Homes & Gardens
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV,  Trading cards
Interest(s):Real estate
Likes to wear:Adidas
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Lacrosse,  American Football
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Diego Maradona,  Pele (soccer)
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

 The senior foward was the Major League Soccer's 39th overall draft pick.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

 Major League Soccer Camps is a world leader in youth sports education with 30 years of sound coaching experience.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

 MLS Camps, the Major League Soccer Camps logo, the MLS logo and the logos of the individual Major League Soccer teams are trademarks of Major League Soccer.
Major Fantasy League Soccer Free, web-based fantasy soccer league based on the results and statistics of the United States' 1st Division Soccer League ( MLS)
Battery To Host MLS Teams The Charleston Battery will test itself early by hosting a pair of Major League Soccer teams prior to the start of the 2002 A-League.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 SPA has purchased MLS (Major League Soccer) Self-Help Booklets and other videos/books for use by the first time coach or the experienced coach.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

 Major League Soccer's popular weekly program returns for a second season on ESPN2!
 
 
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