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Topic: Newark Star Ledger

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pack of cubans, Motorcycle

Currently has on their coffee table:

Soap Opera Digest, Fast Company, Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Farmer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, Days of our Lives

Favorite body part(s):

Soul

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite sport(s):

Baseball

Listens to:

Bon Jovi

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Tax Assessments - The Star-Ledger published a report on the progress of Newark's property tax reevaluation.
New Jersey Transit headquarters are in Newark, and the state’s largest newspaper, The Star-Ledger, is based in the city.
Full-text articles from The Times of Trenton from 1993, The Jersey Journal from 1999 and The Star-Ledger of Newark from 1989.

John Fielding,
CEO

MIS CEO Politano Featured in Star Ledger MIS DecisionWare CEO, Anthony Politano was recently profiled in the Newark Star Ledger.
The Star-Ledger of Newark, New Jersy recently conducted a survey asking their readers which kid-targeted comics they preferred.
The Newark Star-Ledger this week ran a page-one story on lobbyists spending $18.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Newark Star ledger, Spiritual Egyptian/Near Eastern Dance Tour of select five star hotels in East India and many more.
Newark Star-Ledger, May 18,1981, by Eileen Watkins.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Newark Star Ledger called her sound as having a "jangly, sometimes hard-driving folk-rock flavor that packs a subtle punch.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

That and this report from The Newark Star Ledger's Matthew Futterman If football fans haven't noticed yet, they are sitting down to watch playoff games later than they ever have.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Newark Star Ledger "Warning was Dropped on Lyme Vaccination"

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

According to the Newark Star Ledger the FBI has incriminating wiretaps, tapes and eye witness informants ready to go on the record.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: First Energy 2004-12-13 13:18:22	What is the stste of the strike in NJ?
From: Wendy 2005-01-13 20:37:05	What years did the Newark Star Ledger give out comic pinbacks and why?
From: stacey jennings 2005-05-11 14:19:22	stacey jennings
From: newark star ledger classified 2005-05-23 15:14:56
From: newark star ledger classified 2005-05-23 15:16:58	Newark Star LEDGER CLASSIFIED

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