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Topic: Melinda Lee

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair

Most admires:

Helen Keller

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Currently has on their coffee table:

Soap Opera Digest

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Education:

College

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol, Raphael

Favorite era(s):

1990s

Favorite TV show(s):

Days of our Lives, Sabrina

Favorite actor(s):

Jim Carrey

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite movie(s):

Saturday Night Fever, Forrest Gump, Amelie

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean (figure skating)

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare

Favorite political figure(s):

Johan Rudolf Thorbecke

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Jones, Melinda and Marks, Lee Ann Basser.
'Forward' in Melinda Jones and Lee Ann Basser Marks, eds.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

'Law and the Social Construction of Disability' in Melinda Jones and Lee Ann Basser Marks, eds.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

I am indebted to Lee and Melinda Varian, and Serge Goldstein (all of SHARE installation code PU), who took the time to read the draft versions of this presentation and straighten me out whenever my understanding differed from reality.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Our team (Melissa Perry, Constance Smith, Mary Lee, Melinda Reed) closed the station in November 1977 and I was transferred to San Francisco same month to Raphael House two days before its reopening at the current Sutter Street site.

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