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Topic: Legal

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Tax Collector,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting a divorce,  Finding a job
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

At no time is the detainee or his legal counsel given any access to evidence in connection with the detention and the file is deemed secret and can only be viewed by the military judge and the Israeli security forces.
The inability to pay legal fees is perhaps the main obstacle INS detainees face in securing legal counsel as many have scant financial resources.
John Fielding,
CEO

Some legal technology experts are predicting that a firm's technology will be leveraged as a marketing tool to attract clients.
Should the Legal Services Tribunal have jurisdiction to deal with small costs disputes and applications for compensation by clients of legal practitioners?
It is imperative that legal counsel anticipate clients' challenges and assist them in identifying and taking advantage of opportunities.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Some of the increased legal work reflects a need among religious broadcasters for legal counsel in contractual matters as well as in matters respecting regulatory compliance.
There is no legal basis for holding Turkey liable as it is well settled in international law that the first condition that has to be satisfied for a State to incur liability is that the unlawful act or conduct is attributable to the State on whose behalf the perpetrator of the unlawful act or conduct was acting.
It is an oddity that many people who would seek legal counsel for drafting a small will or suing someone who dents a fender on their car do not seek legal counsel when buying an asset which they may own for decades, which may cost a million dollars and which imposes thirty years of obligations on the buyer.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Law Enforcement Legal Legal Medical Neurology The Neurology Language Model is for specialists in the practice of diagnosis and medical management of diseases of the central and peripheral nervous system including interpretation of imaging studies and EEGs.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

There are no legal requirements on a person applying to work as a nanny - so it is up to you to make sure that you are employing a nanny who will look after your children well.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Contact the Legal Department about how best to communicate with any law enforcement agency investigating or prosecuting a criminal complaint.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The legal and judicial system should be independent of the government so that it can serve the interests of its citizens rather than a particular political party.
 
 
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Connie Goodwin
2005-07-06 12:48:51
At what age can a child dicide if they want to go or not go on thier schedule visitation to the other parent. We live in the state of Oklahoma.
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