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Topic: Private Lenders

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  Private    Lenders  
  Lender to have their Private Mortgage    Private Schools  
  Mortgage Lenders    Private Beach  
  Private Parts    Private Community  
  Private Colleges    Foundation is a private  
  Private Label    Private Equity  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Rob Roy
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  House,  Vacuum cleaner
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Real estate,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits,  Ancient Egyption
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 Both private and government lenders often require guarantees from officers of corporations in order to assure continuity of effective management.
The private lenders were not concerned about the short term of the Section 8 contracts because the loans were insured.
FFELs are made by private lenders and are available to undergraduate and graduate students, and their parents.
John Fielding,
CEO

Many lenders are discounting Private Mortgage Insurance (PMI) premiums on conventional loans for clients with above average credit.
Lenders are required to remove PMI (private mortgage insurance) on conventional loans when the secured property has 20% to 25% equity and the borrower requests for the removal.
Private lenders, such as banks, credit unions, and savings and loan associations provide the funds for these loans.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Private mortgage insurance, or PMI Insurance that protects mortgage lenders against default on loans by providing a way for mortgage companies to recoup the costs of foreclosure.
Those lenders that offer private loans follow their own guidelines when establishing their credit rating criteria.
Private mortgage lenders on the other hand can usually complete a transaction within 7 to 10 days.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Private lenders come in all shapes, sizes and forms.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

 Thus private lenders are rigidly selected by a process of survival of the fittest.
 
 
 User Talk
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From:
Daniel
2004-11-24 18:42:02 		Have urgent need for a lender willing to lend $100,000.00 for 72 business hours to settle a Marginal Fluctuation Currency Difference to access commission of $10,700,000.00. Can provide any and all documentation required. Will consider terms as well upfront fees, etc. Flexible. Daniel W. Fekete / ASI arpad29@netscape.net (952)346-0601
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Daniel Johnston
2005-06-21 23:28:36 		Hi! I was wondering if someone could tell me if I could qualify for a schol loan that has a religious listing. It isnt that much and I was already awarded a scholarship. 419-237-3141
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JOYCE SLOAN
2005-08-03 21:42:25 		HI, MY SON JUST ENTERED THE NEW MEXICO MILITARRY INSTITUTE AND I AM FINANCIALLY STRAPPED. I NEED A PERSONAL LOAN, AS HE NEEDS A COMPUTER, CELL PHONE, AND OTHER NECESSITIES OF COLLEGE LIFE. tHE PROBLEM IS, MY CREDIT IS HORRIBLE. sINGLE PARENTHOOD TENDS TO BE DRAINING. dO YOU KNOW OF ANY PERSONAL LENDERS WILLING TO TAKE A CHANCE ON SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO REDEEM HERSELF? I AM EMPLOYED AND ALSO USN RETIRED AND WILL COMPLETE ALLOTMENT PAPER TONIGHT IF ONLY GIVEN CONSIDERATION. I REALLY NEED HELP. THANKS.
From:
S. Ford
2005-09-02 14:22:34 		I am desperate!! I need a $8000 loan to save my home. I am a mother of 4 who is colleged educated with a Master Degree. However, I was laid off from Sprint during the big lay offs in 2003. I did everything possible to keep up my mortgage payment, of course causing everything else to be late. But a fall behind due to lack of funds until I got a full time position. So my credit score fall and is considered poor or D rating. No bank will loan me the funds. I am back to work full time again and making a good salary again. But need to catch up on my mortgage before they foreclose. It took me 18 months to find a full time job again in Kansas. Can anyone recommend a private lender? I am financially able to pay the loan back over 2 - 3 years whatever the lender wants. I want to save my home for my kids it is the home they grew up in and I don't want to tell them we have to leave. I have always taken care of my bills, household and faimly without help. But I have no choice but to ask for help now. Can you provide any lenders? Please email me at: Sford02@yahoo.com
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