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Topic: Write a letter to Santa

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Most admires:

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Dog World magazine

Religion(s):

Atheist

Favorite TV show(s):

South Park

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Dracula" by Bram Stocker

Favorite animal(s):

Dog, Poodle

Interest(s):

Numerology

Likes to wear:

Beard

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Favorite time of year:

Christmas, Ramadan

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Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

If Santa were to write back to all the letters he'd received, I wonder what he'd say.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Humor Letters to Santa from the Digidestined The digidestined write their yearly letters to Santa.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Fill in the blanks to write your letter to Santa Claus.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Write Santa Claus a letter letting him know what gifts you'd like him to bring Guam this Christmas.
Write to Santa Claus and he will write back a personalized letter to you.
- Write to Santa Claus and he writes back a personalized letter for free.

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