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Topic: Write a letter

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  Letter Writing    Letter  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic,  Democrat,  Republican
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Social worker,  CEO
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Business
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Write letters to local and metropolitan newspapers arguing the case for the moratorium.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Write letters to your local and national legislative representatives and health officials to encourage increased funding for musculoskeletal research.
Write letters to state representatives and local government officials in support of libraries and literacy programs in your community.
Write letters to local and national government officials regarding the importance of research funding.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Write letters to the editor of your local paper outlining how zoning laws in your area enslave you and your neighbors.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Write letters to the editors of major search engines requesting a review and addition to their preferred listings.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Write letters to the editor of your local paper explaining how vivisection impedes progress on human health problems and is cruel to animals.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Write letters to the editor or to your government representatives About particular crimes or court sentences for violent offenders you feel are not adequate.
Write letters to your local newspaper about canned hunts or canned hunt legislation affecting your community.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Write letters to the editor and to your elected officials about the importance of funding for services to children and families.
Write letters to your legislators to encourage their support of hunger action causes.
Write letters to your Representative and Senator asking for their support for increased funding for Head Start.
 
 
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