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Topic: Leukemia

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma, Positive outlook

Personality:

Depressive, Easily addicted

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Skin, Heart

Favorite animal(s):

Cat

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Infected with HIV

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society relies on the support of individuals, corporations and foundations to fund the Society's research initiatives, patient services and education programs.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society Team in Training Program is the Official Running and Training Program of the Honolulu Marathon.
The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society sponsors a growing array of services designed to educate about blood-related cancers and support patients from diagnosis through treatment and recovery.
He is currently coaching for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society's TEAM IN TRAINING and you could be a part of this charity/marathon Team.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The Leukemia Cup will run concurrent with the Anchorage to raise donations for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Feline leukemia is spread by direct contact between your cat and an infected cat by fighting or breeding, and so is more common in cats that are allowed to go outdoors unsupervised.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Leukemia, lymphoma, and myeloma are considered to be related cancers because they involve the uncontrolled growth of cells with similar functions and origins.
The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society advocates public policy positions that accelerate progress toward cures for leukemia, lymphoma and multiple myeloma.
Feline Leukemia affects the immune system as well but in general is much more deadly and much quicker acting as it does not rely on other infectious processes to kill.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Despite very encouraging results in some forms of lymphocytic leukemia and lymphoma there were some problems encountered in the use of the antibody in immunosuppression of rheumatoid arthritis patients.
Many leukemia and lymphoma patients cannot be cured because their cancer is resistant to contemporary chemotherapy protocols.
Leukemia was ruled out a day later after a bone marrow biopsy found no trace of cancerous cells.

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