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Topic: Lewinsky

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy,  Hillary Clinton,  Matt Druge
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
Appearance:Muscular
Favorite actor(s):James Dean
Favorite sport(s):Tennis
Favorite destination(s):California
Favorite sportsperson(s):Venus Williams (tennis),  Steffi Graff (tennis),  Andre Agassi (tennis)
Listens to:Everclear,  Savage Garden,  George Michael
Favorite type of dance(s):The Waltz
Favorite TV show(s):Friends,  Dawson's Creek,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Monica Lewinsky blew her chances of winning the White House Intern of the Year award because of what appeared to be tattoos of Oval Office carpet on her knee caps.
John Fielding,
CEO

Monica Lewinsky began her White House employment as an intern in the Chief of Staff's office in July 1995.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Lewinsky's unambiguous testimony and the President's lack of memory, as well as the fact that they both planned to lie under oath -- that the President suggested the continued use of the cover stories even after Ms.
Lewinsky's previously disclosed affidavit denying a sexual relationship with Clinton — a document that landed her in the throes of Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr's investigation.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Lewinsky's recollection, she was in the pantry area of the President's private dining room talking with a White House steward, Bayani Nelvis.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

They also took up for Bill Clinton while he was cavorting around the Oval office with Monica Lewinsky while the terrorists were gaining strength and bombing our Embassies and dragging the bodies of dead American heroes around the dusty streets of Somalia.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Did you ever think that Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole would actually have something in common?
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Lewinsky's resume to Charles Duncan, Special Assistant to the Secretary of Defense and White House Liaison, and asked him to find a Pentagon opening for her.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Monica Lewinsky's Testimony Monica Lewinsky testified under oath before the grand jury that, beginning in November 1995, when she was a 22-year-old White House intern, she had a lengthy relationship with the President that included substantial sexual activity.
There is substantial and credible information that the President lied under oath during his civil deposition concerning conversations he had with Monica Lewinsky about her involvement in the Jones case.
Neither Monica Lewinsky nor President Clinton had made any statements under oath in the Jones case (at least that had been filed with any court) when Linda Tripp approached the OIC on January 12.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

There is substantial and credible information that President Clinton lied under oath during his civil deposition when he stated that he could not recall being alone with Monica Lewinsky and when he minimized the number of gifts they had exchanged.
 
 
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