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Topic: Monica Lewinsky

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mistress
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy,  Hillary Clinton,  George W Bush
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Politics:Conservative,  Democrat
Dream job(s):Priest,  Prison Guard,  Spy
Favorite TV show(s):Saturday Night Live,  Judge Judy
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder,  Ronald Reagan
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite movie(s):An Affair to Remember
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Included are an interview with Monica Lewinsky's cat Humberto, a piece on a vegetarian cat who teaches mice, and an interview with a trans-species dog.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees.
Monica Lewinsky blew her chances of winning the White House Intern of the Year award because of what appeared to be tattoos of Oval Office carpet on her knee caps.
The only difference between Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones is that Monica smiled and opened wide when Clinton dropped his pants!
John Fielding,
CEO

Monica Lewinsky began her White House employment as an intern in the Chief of Staff's office in July 1995.
Overview of Monica Lewinsky's White House Employment Monica Lewinsky worked at the White House, first as an intern and then as an employee, from July 1995 to April 1996.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Clinton was involved sexually with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky and other women - which is why this document, obtained last night by NBC News, could be a smoking gun.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

There is substantial and credible information that President Clinton endeavored to obstruct justice by engaging in a pattern of activity to conceal evidence regarding his relationship with Monica Lewinsky from the judicial process in the Jones case.
Monica Lewinsky's Testimony Monica Lewinsky testified under oath before the grand jury that, beginning in November 1995, when she was a 22-year-old White House intern, she had a lengthy relationship with the President that included substantial sexual activity.
Neither Monica Lewinsky nor President Clinton had made any statements under oath in the Jones case (at least that had been filed with any court) when Linda Tripp approached the OIC on January 12.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

There is substantial and credible information that President Clinton lied under oath during his civil deposition when he stated that he could not recall being alone with Monica Lewinsky and when he minimized the number of gifts they had exchanged.
As the Monica Lewinsky scandal unfolds, many conservatives are crowing that it demonstrates the moral emptiness of the Clinton administration.
 
 
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