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Topic: National Library of Medicine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Suicidal

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist, Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Skin

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Biology, Chemistry, Science

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Family history of schizophrenia, Taking Viagra

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The National Library of Medicine (NLM) which hosts the PubMed Medline searches enters into bilateral agreements with public institutions in foreign countries to serve as International MEDLARS Centers.
National Library of Medicine (NLM) Windows and DOS-based training program for the MEDLINE database of NLM.
Medline Plus is a site managed by the National Library of Medicine in the United States and it provides access to information produced by the National Library of Medicine and the National Institutes of Health.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

National Library of Medicine Web-based training program that provides instruction on the use of the PubMed search engine to retrieve biomedical data from NLM's extensive libraries.
Participants will also learn to search the National Library of Medicine's MEDLINE database of references to more than 11 million articles using the PubMed interface.
Medical Directory : There are links to the major online medical libraries and reference resources such as the National Library of Medicine in the USA which includes Medline plus and Pubmed.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

National Library of Medicine Gateway The NLM Gateway allows users to search in multiple retrieval systems at the U.
National Library of Medicine's search service that provides access to over 11 million citations in MEDLINE, PreMEDLINE, and other related databases, with hyperlinks to participating online journals.
The National Library of Medicine's free search service provides access to the 9 million citations in MEDLINE (with links to participating online journals), and other related databases.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The National Library of Medicine (NLM) website offers two free systems to search MEDLINE, a database with references and abstracts from more than 4,300 biomedical journals, dating back to 1966.
National Library of Medicine's Medline - Abstracts and citations from thousands of medical and other clinical journals organized by key terms.
National Library of Medicine 's search service to access the 10 million citations in Medline and other related databases, with links to participating online journals published since 1966.

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