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Topic: Life

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  About Life    Life Like  
  Family Life    Life and Death  
  Life and Times    Change Your Life  
  Way of Life    Love Life  
  Quality of Life    It's My Life  
  Good Life    End of Life  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father,  Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Patient,  Humble,  Saintly
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Happy,  Spiritual,  Devout
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Life years gained from reduction in all cause mortality if an extra 1% of the Oxfordshire population were to cycle regularly such that their relative risk of death fell from 1.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Unfortunately there are charlatans in every walk of life and some are involved in what they state is spiritual work when in fact the truth is that often they involve themselves in esoteric work to empower themselves.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

It is important to remember that when Metallica asked to have their life's work and music blocked from Napster pointing out copyright infringement and Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO ) , Napster told Lars, who was handling all of these matters for Metallica, that no one was violating any laws and that the music was never at anytime on any of their servers.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

We understand life not as a magic component within individuals at a particular time but as a functional feature that characterizes a historical community of organisms evolving over time.
The half life of a radioactive isotope is the characteristic constant time in which half of any given number of nuclei of that isotope will disintegrate in identical manner.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is obvious from the life of the apostles that those whom Jesus chooses are not all perfect.
The Life that raised Jesus from the dead will also bring life to our mortal bodies through His Spirit, who lives in us.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A life insurance policy beneficiary whose designation as beneficiary may not be cancelled by the policyowner unless the beneficiary consents.
John Fielding,
CEO

Proceeds from the gala fund LIFE's Honors Scholarships awarded to students who demonstrate financial need, commitment to community and academic merit.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Learn your Lifes Destiny with Astrological Chart Readings from Reiki Fitness.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

IN THE LIFE is a nationally broadcast newsmagazine series on gay and lesbian issues and culture that airs on nearly 100 public television stations across the country.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

National Express by The Divine Comedy Take the National Express When your lifes in a mess It'll make you smile All human life is here From the feeble old dear To the screaming child From the student who knows Thats to have one of those would be suicide To the family man Manhandling the pram with paternalpride And everybody sings.
 
 
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