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Topic: Lift

Related:
  Lift Truck    Lift Ticket  
  Ski Lift    Body Lift  
  Car Van Lifts    Man Lift  
  Hydraulic Lift    Face Lift  
  Boat Lift    Lift Chairs  
  Scooter Lift  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Bicycle,  SUV
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Sporty
Dream job(s):Truck driver,  Bus Driver
Interest(s):Camping,  Boating
Favorite sport(s):Skiing,  Snowboarding,  Roller blading
Likes to wear:Ski gear,  Sumo belt
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean (figure skating)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

What lifts this above being mere superstition and little understood tradition is the profound insights of Buddhist philosophy.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

She lifts her knees up to cover her almost bare chest and puts a trembling hand on her throat.
Kurt lifts his butt off the chair and kicks his legs in the air.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Rolaurem lifts the hem of her gown slightly and spreads it around her as she kneels.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The new lifts are equipped with anemometers at the top and bottom lift stations and feature touch screen computer interfaces.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Pflow lifts meet or exceed ANSI and OSHA regulations.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The lifts and hip techniques of the wrestling arts are not commonly found in the Xing Yi Quan arsenal.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Each hyena lifts its leg and allows the other to sniff its anal sacks and genitals.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Likewise, personnel lifts are used to raise and lower humans to appropriate working heights so that they may work at a safe reaching level and will have benefit of increased movement not afforded by a conventional ladder.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

These lifts are usually mounted behind automobiles, vans or pickups for the transportation of the motorized scooters.
Hydraulic lifts can be operated with the standard self contained electric over hydraulic unit or from wet lines on PTO equiped trucks.
The Bike Lifts are made in 3 different lengths of drawbar to accommodate vehicles with a spare tire in the rear.
 
 
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