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Topic: Man Lift

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  Man I just    Best Man  
  Good Man    Rights of Man  
  Man    Lift  
  Dead Man    Young Man  
  Old Man    Man works  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Couch
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Rebellious
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite sport(s):Skiing,  Snowboarding
Likes to wear:Sumo belt,  Ski gear
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean (figure skating)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The MAN WITH THE ANIMAL EYES lifts the poncho over his head so that he is till hid from view and begins to walk toward TOD.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Religious wisdom lifts a man above the pleasures and pains of the world and gives him peace everlasting.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers.
Wulfgar lifts his head, eyes narrowing as he takes in the man with an appraising look from toes to head.
A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her naked body.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

It is just as when a man walks on the street; he puts forward his foot, and when he is confident that his foot is situated on sound ground, he lifts the other foot.
Gone were the old 2-man rickety chair lifts and instead was a fast 8 man gondola and fast 3-6 man chairs as well as a new system to open up the 9900 mountain area.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

A man who lifts weights would prove a convincing blacksmith and a brash impulsive man would do well as a pirate.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

I operate ariel lifts in trimming and have supervised 5 man crews.
Mark Harris,
Priest

A man hanging on a cross lifts the weight of eternal death; a man fixed on wood frees the world from everlasting death.
I doubt not that he too lifts his hands in prayer, for man cannot live without God in the world.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Late strike lifts Man Utd.
 
 
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