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Topic: Red Light

Related:
  Red Green    Colors Red  
  Red Wine    Light  
  Red Pepper    Light Blue  
  Red Cross    Traffic Light  
  Red    Red Light Camera  
  Green Light  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Cellular
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Favorite body part(s):Eyes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Interest(s):Voyeurism
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Roller blading
Listens to:Jimi Hendrix
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The lights made his green eyes shine and his red fur seemed to swim for a moment and Drezzer just wanted to wipe that smile of his face with a kiss.
Flashing red lights indicated that they were shooting at that very minute, so I was ushered quietly into the Buffy wardrobe department.
Red and green lights were flickering on the control panels and the buzz-buzz of computers moaned in the background.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The craft was reported to have three domed shaped white lights underneath it as well as red flashing lights between the domes in the center and was slowly traveling at around 600 to 700 feet.
Four bright red lights were seen traveling in formation from the southeast sky heading north by witnesses at the Oregon Coast.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Flashing red security lights cast vaguely threatening shadows over his face as Jack led the way quickly down the hallway.
The red lights indicate the targets are faced away, and when the green lights are lit the shooter may raise his arm.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Red lights and sirens began to shriek as the fire-extinguishing system was activated.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The flashing red lights also changed the perception of right of way at intersections with motorists on the side street theoretically having right of way over motorists stopped for the flashing red light on the main street.
Red and white lights flashed before my eyes and I crashed back down on my pillow with a groan and a few select curses.
Flashing red lights mean you must stop until the children are safely across the street and the lights have stopped flashing.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Red flashing warning lights attached to such Class A vehicles shall be operated only when responding to or engaged in handling an emergency requiring the attention of such firefighters, members of such ambulance services, or chartered rescue squads.
 
 
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