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Topic: Traffic Light

Related:
  Traffic    Light  
  Green Light    Light Blue  
  Red Light    Night Light  
  Bright Lights    Site Traffic  
  Light energy    Light Street  
  Light House    Light Bulb  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Edmund Hillary
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Motorcycle
Currently has on their coffee table:Reader's Digest
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Favorite actor(s):James Dean
Interest(s):Community Theatre
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading,  Cycling,  Bowling
Favorite destination(s):New York
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast,  Showing off
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

At traffic lights we stop when the light turns orange and at crossroads we look carefully before making our turn.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Traffic lights were introduced in Egypt back in the early 80s and they still haven't got used to the idea.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Traffic lights with optical aperture of both 280 and 190 mm have been designed and will need to be made.
The traffic lights admit maintenance at environment temperatures from a minus of 60 degrees up to plus of 60 degrees of Celcius.
John Fielding,
CEO

RG100 LED traffic lights have been awarded a Millennium product status by the Design Council for its innovative and energy saving benefits.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The traffic lights are controlled by sending binary data to port 1.
Traffic lights may be a lot cheaper for the developer but they are not an acceptable alternative.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Traffic lights may be cheaper for the developer, but are not an acceptable alternative to those who will have to live with the consequences of the proposal.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Installing traffic lights to control right turn movements from Bagot Road into Totem Road and from Totem Road to Bagot Road.
Concern was expressed that if traffic lights were installed drivers would speed up so as not to miss a green light.
At traffic lights you can turn to the driver next to you and make your ears light before driving away.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Traffic lights became standard on Britains roads in 1929.
 
 
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