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Topic: Like Mike

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  Love Like    Someone Like  
  Looks like    Does not like  
  Life Like    Like Black  
  That I like    Now I'd like  
  Mike    I like  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite sport(s):Boxing
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mohammed Ali (boxing)
Listens to:The Prodigy,  The Who "The Who",  Rock and Roll
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Mike's background with World Class Fortune 500 companies like Pepsico and Wal-Mart will allow you to benchmark your skills against "Best Practices.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Mike's head rolled back an forth on his shoulders while nearing his climax, and while a lot of women would like to be warned of an impending ejaculation, Mike smiled to himself safe with the knowledge that his pretty sister was desperate for a mouth full of his cum!
Mike's erection felt like a piece of steel in her pussy, and as he plunged into her, she met his strokes with perfect timing, pushing up to get maximum penetration!
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Mike likes to work closely with growers and prefers small production vineyards that contribute unique qualities to his blends.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Mike is available for gigs so if you'd like to talk to him about playing at a venue - give him a call.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Susie grabs the sheet as she cums again, her pussy clenching Mike's cock like a soft vice.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

While Mikes new vocal stylings may sound nothing like they did in Stryper, the guy still has one of the best voices in Rock n' Roll.
Sunday nights are reserved for lively open mikes that have on occasion featured visiting talents like John Medeski and Chris Wood of Medeski, Martin and Wood, and Monday nights are now devoted to jazz jam sessions.
Because so many Phish songs include long jams, it seemed too arbitrary to assign a particular song a jam notation like Mike's > Jam > Weekapaug.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Audio visual teaching and presentation aids like cordless mikes, LCD projection systems, advanced public address systems and video cameras enhance the college's instructional and training capabilities.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

MIKE'S VOICE I suppose that a lot of kids like me think that they have no home, that home is a place where you have a mom and a dad.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Mike's Ultimate S900 is dedicated to those who would like upgrade, repair, or modification advice on their S900 or Tsunami-based Macintosh -- the most powerful pre-G3 Macs -- and documents the configuration and descriptions of upgrades he's done to his S900, which are quite extensive.
 
 
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Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'like mike' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)
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