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Topic: Someone Like

Related:
  Love Like    Looks like  
  Does not like    Life Like  
  Like Black    Someone  
  That I like    Now I'd like  
  I like    Someone You Love  
  Guys like  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K,  Cher
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Cramps feel like someone's stuck a large knife in through your stomach and pulled it out your uterus just after you've had a 16 oz steak and half a dozen pints of beer.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

I kinda feel like someone's been jumping on my back in spiked heels and then decided to let a couple of wild weevils run loose in my stomach.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

I like to sing "Someone's rocking my dreamboat", a song that Bugs Bunny sings a lot.
Vocally I like texture where you have melody to balance out the aggression instead of just blasting in someone's face for a whole record.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I like to think that you can judge someone's reaction to nudity, especially when they have seen you as good as naked without any adverse reaction.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you would like to create your own Justgifts memorial page or make a donation to someone's Justgifts page, click on the appropriate button below.
Like an address of someone's physical business, a domain name allows you to easily visit his or her location on the Internet.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

That's like being invited into someone's home for dinner and asking for paper plates because you don't trust their dishes to be clean.
One caller said he thought it looked like someone's Labrador retriever with a fur coat draped over it.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

We would like to note that the News has not been spell-checked so please refrain from such comments unless they are concerned with someone's name, which should always be spelled correctly.
If you have a few spare hours to donate and would truly like to make a big difference in someone's life then do yourself a favor and contact Therapy Dogs International and ask about volunteering.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Rappers like Eminem cry out hoping that someone's listening.
 
 
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