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Topic: Lime Wire

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Hunger Site

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

CEO, Banker, Private Detective

Favorite author(s):

Niccolo

Favorite board game(s):

Trivial Pursuit

Favorite TV show(s):

King of the Hill, The Craft

Likes to wear:

Business suits, Bangles

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Writing in their secret blog

Favorite time of year:

Halloween

Favorite quote(s):

"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Lime Wire LLC has done our part by giving our code to the world.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Lime Wire�s second tool has been the connection preferencing rules that have been built into the LimeWire servent software.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lime Wire LLC believes it can evolve into a distributed and dynamic information platform.
At current, Lime Wire has the world's largest team of developers building applications for the Gnutella network.
Lime Wire fully expects the Smart Downloader to prompt the most dramatic improvement yet in Gnutella download success rates.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Lime Wire LLC will use this information ONLY to contact the named person with information about the Gnutella Network and the free LimeWire software.
The first tool that Lime Wire has been able to use to help the Gnutella Network scale is the LimeWire Gateway.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Lime Wire has contributed significantly and in a variety of ways to the effort to come up with different ways to help scale the Gnutella Network.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: njroumgwfusest 2004-11-24 07:50:21
From: vickie 2004-11-25 12:20:17	I downloaded Limewire last night and it was working great. I got of and when I tried to get back on it, it wouldn't conect for nothin it would just sit there
From: john moss 2004-12-12 08:39:09	i signed up for lime wire a few months ago and last nite i had trouble with it and in the course of trying to fix it i erased it how do i re-download it? i cant retrieve it from recycle bin
From: john smith 2005-01-11 11:58:04	how do you watch avi's on dvd player
From: drye92@alltel.net 2005-02-19 12:12:38	i had my computer cleaned out and i can not get back into lime wire do i have to pay again
From: John 2005-02-26 20:00:38	LimeWire gave me cramps on my blatter.
From: texas tom 2005-03-11 09:36:20	cannot watch movie from lime wire to msm also carnt burn to disc why
From: 2005-04-24 22:13:15	I can not retreive lime wire that I payed for.I can not find a sit to hook up to for members
From: ajoybi 2005-05-17 01:27:44	is this a legal website i mean is it legal for do to download songs off this website
From: jjraccoonsr1@yahoo 2005-05-23 18:53:29	Lime wire screws up XP DLL's, takes about 36 hours or 40 Dl's. Had to run 'sfc /scannow' about 6 times (be carefull when you run this!!)
From: Lugo_herby@yahoo.com 2005-05-27 14:32:22	i need the lime wire pro's code
From: Harold Meeks 2005-06-08 21:29:15	I can not connect with lime wire. I already have my account. please help me.
From: barrykitchen@optusnet.com.au 2005-08-07 02:29:13	after having lime wire recommended to me i paid up only to find the download speed is only 4kbs this is useless after getting 35mk on win mx which is free any fixes barry
From: Maria Barela 2005-09-09 12:43:19	I wanted to know how can i record a c.d. but the way i want it is like this.When you have a curent one where you want to record the whole thing. like say a new c.d.just came out and you don't to buy but you want to download it on limewire,can you please tell me how.

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