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Topic: Phone Line

Related:
  Phone    Line  
  Phone Number    Phone Call  
  Bottom Line    2 Line Phones  
  Free Phone    Line US  
  Time Line    Address Phone  
  Line number    Mobile Phone  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Windows computer,  Mobile phone
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Remote Control,  Mac Today
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  X-Wing,  Age of Empires
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's
Worst habit(s):Smoking Crack
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These phone lines are fully staffed in all HPD borough offices and their phone numbers have all been restored.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our phone lines are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
HorizonCare's phone lines are answered 24 hours a day so that you may reach a HorizonCare professional immediately when needed.
Our phone lines are open for business from 10:00 a.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The phone system is digital and television is available through a central satellite receiver and buried cable lines serving each home.
Phone lines will be checked; rooms searched for recorders or transmitters.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

ISDN lines are connections that use ordinary phone lines to transmit digital instead of analog signals, allowing data to be transmitted at a much faster rate than with a traditional modem.
Phone lines are everywhere – and a technology that allows exponentially faster speeds for Internet access and data transfer on ordinary phone lines is truly revolutionary.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Modem servers are also configured to test phone lines by making externally looped calls using the connected modems and alerting the system supervisor to suspicious or faulty lines.
ISDN is a system that uses the existing phone lines but replaces your modem for a faster digital transmitter to increase your Internet access service to 64KB per second.
All phone lines allow direct international dialing and are compatable with equipment such as computer modems and answering machines.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Phone lines are usually tied up for the entire 3-hour broadcast and businesses have to wait in line to get sponsorship on the show, which lasts for a solid year before Ray and I call it quits.
 
 
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