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Topic: Linux

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

People talk about their ..:

Geekiness

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Section Three, Linux, is devoted to programmers migrating from the Windows platform to Unix, providing a general survey of those components that a Unix novice would be best-served to understand when developing native Linux applications.
Integrity Linux Systems provides a seamless integrated diskless workstation Client/Server product using their GNU diskless client software tools based on Etherboot and RedHat Linux.
Many developers prefer to use Linux for their dev machines in order to write code for other UNIX platforms.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

PVFS Linux kernel interface v0.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows and Linux based commercial Java licensees pay less royalties to Sun because their market share decreases significantly given that more customers are now choosing the overall Sun solution based exclusively on the Solaris OE platform.
Lineo provides the Linux kernel for the Sharp Zaurus and integrates the other components of the development layers into their embedded environment.
DNS Made Easy is run on UPS protected Unix and Linux systems connected to the Internet via 24x7 dedicated lines.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Under Linux and Windows any card supported by the system can be used.
Linux kernel patch for FireWire driver support.
Linux is a FREE operating system which brings down our operating costs which we can pass down to you.

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