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Topic: Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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  Saturday Night Live SNL TICKETS    Night  
  Transcript    Saturday Night Live For some clips  
  Saturday Night Live RealVideo Download    Video and Saturday Night Live  
  Saturday    Saturday Night Live skit  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Joseph Guillotin,  Monica Lewinksy,  George W Bush
Bad point(s):Criminal
Currently has on their coffee table:Soap Opera Digest
Dream job(s):Terrorist
Education:College
Favorite TV show(s):Saturday Night Live,  Late Show with David Letterman,  Dawson's Creek
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder,  Mike Myers
Favorite movie(s):Happy Gilmore
Favorite computer game(s):Ultima Series
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Listens to:Savage Garden,  Enya
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Saturday Night Live transcripts.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

SNL Transcripts is not affiliated with Saturday Night Live or the National Broadcasting Company.
 
 
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