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Topic: Living Room

Related:
  Room    Living  
  Room    Living Room Furniture  
  Dining Room    LIVING ROOM CHAIR  
  Living Room Set    Hotel Room  
  Back Room    Meeting Room  
  Conference Room    Country Living  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Santa Claus
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  House,  Couch
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Housewife,  Janitor
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite royal(s):Jane Seymour
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Favorite time of year:Summer
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The living room features built-in bookcases and this large masonry fireplace with gas logs.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The living room offered a roaring fire in an enormous fireplace surrounded by comfortable sofas and plush armchairs where we relaxed while being served wine and hot tea.
Spacious living room features unique fresco textured fireplace.
Multiple living rooms and two dining rooms are furnished in cozy farmhouse style.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The living room has a fireplace with an interior oven that historians say predates approximately 1745.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The combination living room/dining area features a gas log fireplace and a sleeper sofa.
Living Room with fireplace and gas logs.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Living room is equipped with TV, VCR and stereo system, some bedrooms have TVs as well.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

The living room and dining room open to terraces with spectacular sea views.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Living room with wood burning fireplace, formal dining area, kitchen with snack bar, two bedrooms, two baths, laundry room and large wooden storage shed.
Living room with fireplace, den with fireplace, kitchen, formal dining room, and three bedrooms, two baths on upper level.
Living room with fireplace, dining room with fireplace and master bedroom with fireplace, screened porch and family room.
 
 
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