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Topic: Local time

Related:
  Local    First Time  
  Time    New York Times  
  Day Time    Part time  
  Just in time    Real Time  
  Time Change    Local Government  
  Date Time    Good Times  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site,  BBC
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach,  Coloring in
Favorite food(s):McDonalds
Interest(s):Meeting women,  Travelling
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Digital watch
Favorite sport(s):Surfing
Favorite destination(s):London
Membership(s):World Vision,  Local Chamber of Commerce,  Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Blacks are four times as likely to believe that their local police stop minorities simply because of their race.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Locals unaware of the event found the ceremonial remainders strewn across the Grove further adding to the mystery of this time honored ceremony.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

There are times when your local ISP will block relaying.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Some times locals may be too busy to speak, so Nepal Sanctuary Treks will always be there to help with the translation.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

GMT/local time conversion now uses the UTC utilities supplied in MacOS 9.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Often times, local building and mechanical authorities specify installation requirements.
Often times, local and long distance service providers have calling cards associated with the plans you are enrolled in.
John Fielding,
CEO

Often times companies are stuck managing multiple local vendors to meet their goals.
Local 3916 was organized in 1994 by a group of employees seeking improved working conditions and a stronger voice in face of difficult financial times.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The locals tend to play what is being shown on TV at the time, so they would not play footy whilst cricket is being televised.
There was a whole load of banter going on between the locals and the landlord which was very amusing and by the time we had finished our pints we were starting to be included in the conversation.
The locals are generally very friendly (especially at throwing out time) and the food the pubs offer is of a good standard and reasonably priced.
 
 
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