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Topic: Web Log

Related:
  Web    Log  
  Web site    Web Page  
  Web Design    Web Services  
  Web Server    Web based  
  Web Site Design    Web Resources  
  Web Access    Web Site Services  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite food(s):Cookies
Favorite book(s):"Art of War" by Sun Tzu
Favorite animal(s):Wasps
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite movie(s):Star Trek
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Counter Strike
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn
Favorite philosopher(s):Sun Tzu
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite quote(s):"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Our logs show that more than three million individuals consulted our webs in 1999, with the numbers on the increase.
First analysis of web server logs indicates successful outreach to target group.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The workload is based on analysis of server logs from a variety of popular Internet servers and some smaller Web sites.
Discovering Web Access Patterns and Trends by Applying OLAP and Data Mining Technology on Web Logs.
Web logs are delimited text files as specified by RFC 2616 , " Hypertext Transfer Protocol -- HTTP/1.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

You are ready to distribute your survey: Surveyor Manager logs on your web server, generates the required files and send them automatically.
Logs are automatically pre-formatted from backspaces for easy web viewing via your secure Realtime-Spy webspace.
These server logs track visits to our web site and can only be accessed by cgk Technologies and PrivaTech Consulting.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our web server also logs the IP address of the web site you visited immediately before accessing the Web Site.
In addition, web logs also identify web visitors through IP addresses or domain names.
Not all Web browsers can supply this information and your Webserver has to have referral logs available, but if you can obtain this data it is extremely valuable.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All logs are viewable securely from a remote location through a web browser.
 
 
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