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Topic: Loose Tea

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Lawnmower

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite activity(s):

Gardening, Trading cards, Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

Pumpkin soup, Cheese, Thai

Favorite animal(s):

Frog

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre the Giant (wrestling)

Listens to:

Metallica

Favorite drink(s):

Tea, Coffee, Orange Juice

Favorite time of year:

Autumn, Spring

Favorite quote(s):

"Criticism is prejudice made plausible." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Warm your tummy sampling fabulous varieties of loose leaf teas in a very special and unique shop filled with items to soothe the mind and heal the body and lift your spirits.
The teas are composed in traditional way, of raw herbs with minimal processing, and are provided loose in airtight jars to preserve volatile nutrients.
Loose leaf teas, from traditional British Breakfast to an herbal infusion of gingery peppermint and every flavor in between.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Comments: The loose teas are sometimes very good and sometimes not.
Our decaffeinated loose teas are all chemical free.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I was already drinking different types of loose teas, but I still was drinking coffee in the mornings since tea would upset my stomach.

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