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Topic: Lorain

Related:
  Lorain County    Lorain Ohio  
  Lorain County Ohio    Lorain County Community College  
  Lorain Journal    Lorain Morning Journal  
  Lorain County Court    Lorain County Auditor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge,  Henry Ford
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens,  The Times
Politics:Democrat,  Republican
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite TV show(s):Drew Carey Show,  6 O'Clock News
Interest(s):Community Theatre,  Real estate
Favorite destination(s):New York,  Florida,  United States of America
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The Lorain County JVS Educational Foundation provides an efficient vehicle for giving - both individuals and corporations - the opportunity to enhance the quality of the workforce in our community.
Lorain County has been heavily dependent for decades on manufacturing , but employment in that sector of the economy continues to decline.
The Lorain County Association of REALTORS began as a natural extension of the movement of persons in the real estate business to unite together and promote their similar business interests and share experience and information.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Lorain Manor meets the highest standards and is fully licensed by the Ohio Department of Health and is certified for participation in the Medicare and Medicaid programs.
The Lorain County JVS Educational Foundation represents a community-based organization designed to develop and provide a permanent source for supplemental funding for improving the quality of education at the JVS.
Lorain County JVS has organized all of their CTE programs around career academy models, with integrated technical and academic content, strong business and industry partnerships, and postsecondary linkages.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Lorain County has also produced such notable personalities as novelist and Nobel Prize laureate Toni Morrison and syndicated columnist Carl T.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Because Lorain County was not incorporated until 1824, the 1820 census records for Huron, Medina, and Cuyahoga Counties should be consulted.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lorain County Businesses, the JVS, and Lorain County Community College formed a partnership to develop the Tech Prep option.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Not driving the Lorain County highways in the mornings and late afternoons when 250,000 NASCAR drivers are on the roads too.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Members of the Lorain County Disaster Relief Team are providing assistance to residents and firefighters during the long battle with a house fire Thursday evening in Elyria Township.
Lorain County and the Westshore and Southwest Regions of Cuyahoga County have the next largest surpluses, while Geauga County and the Heights and Cuyahoga Regions have the next largest deficits.
 
 
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mumser@webtv.net
2004-11-03 11:37:34
would you please give me the voting results for all local candidates - elyria and lorain. thank you. would you please give me the voting results for all elyria and lorain. thank you.
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