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Topic: Lord of the Rings movie

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde, Nostradamus

Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Currently has on their coffee table:

Entertainment Weekly, Spider-man comic

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Terrorist

Favorite TV show(s):

Jackass

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies, Theme parks

Favorite movie(s):

Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, Monty Python

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Solitaire, Warcraft

Favorite quote(s):

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Lord of the Rings is one of the biggest movies of all time and there's plenty more to come.
There are also mild spoilers for the trilogy of Lord of the Rings movies in production.
It is that with the smashing success of the Lord of the Rings movies, and PnP simulations like Neverwinter Nights and massive scale involvements like Everquest that players will feel that familiar lack.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Lord of the Rings Classic Chess Set $30 Classic chess set featuring characters based on the movie trilogy.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The second Lord of the Rings movie is piling up a tower of impressive reviews even from critics who have not been generous in their assessments of the competing Harry Potter and Star Trek epics.
The sad thing is that we cannot change the casting of the Lord of the Rings movies since they have already been filmed.
Fans of the Lord of the Rings books and movies will be particularly interested in the series of articles on the films.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Folks are buying Lord of the Rings and renting science fiction and horror movie DVDs every day.
Two more Lord of the Rings movies that will open in 2002 and 2003.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Our reviewer is gratified to find the second Lord of the Rings movie moving a good clip faster than the first.
When they were making the Lord of the Rings movies they went to these guys to find out what everything should look like.
This movie was GREAT and it should not be renamed to The Lord of the Rings: More of the Same Stuff with No Ending.

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