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Topic: Weight Loss Surgery

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Oprah Winfrey

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite TV show(s):

MASH

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Hair, Eyes

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Heart attack imminent, Has cancer

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Belching

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Offers weight loss surgery and low cholesterol diet, morbid obesity, low carb diets.
Bariatric surgery is one means of allowing substantial and long-term weight loss for morbidly obese patients.
Also known as Gastric Bypass Surgery or Bariatric Surgery, weight loss surgery reduces the size of the stomach and shortens the intestine.

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