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In the News - 6 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Weight Loss

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular, Overweight

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Taking Viagra

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Offers weight loss surgery and low cholesterol diet, morbid obesity, low carb diets.
Xenical promotes weight loss, weight management and maintenance and reduction in weight regain and to improve obesity related disease factors when compared to diet alone.
Weight loss supplements : Weight loss supplements have always been known to be a big help to your diet, exercise and weight loss regimen.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Most weight loss diet pills make you feel nervous or restless or euphoric.

User Talk

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