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Topic: Lost

Related:
  Lost and Found    Lost People  
  Lost World    Lost Friends  
  Lost Love    Lost in Space  
  Lost Money    Lost Souls  
  Lost Pet    Lost Boys  
  Lost Dog    Land of the Lost  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Brave
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Lawyer
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I've lost 30 pounds since junior high and have managed to be at my "suggested" weight according to doctors and weight charts since my freshman year of high school.
I've lost 8 lbs; I don't crave food between breakfast and lunch and I have more energy.
I have lost substantial muscle in my left leg already, but I felt as good as the treatments were going I could build that back up in no time.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Some questioned how lost or stolen rifles and shotguns could be returned to their owners if they are no longer registered.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

FRECKLES is the delightful story of a lost puppy named Freckles and his debut adventure with the Big Wild Dogs that live in the forest.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I have lost all my picture samples that were stored on my site there, which I used for my ebay auctions.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I lost my faith in my god Sometimes for many reasons you may feel that your religion or god has left you, that no one really cares on this earth or above.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Were the Maccabees right in insisting that Jewish identity would be utterly lost if Greek culture were not defended against?
John Fielding,
CEO

It lost that listing after failing to comply with new NASD regulations that require all OTC Bulletin Board companies to file regular reports with the SEC on a timely basis.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We lost a lot of area when we built the retention basin and are losing even more ground with the new restrictions that are being placed on all airports by the FAA.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Lost flexibility A survey of the history of sex suggests that modern gay identity has supplanted a pattern of widespread male bisexuality.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I lost my job last year and have been without any income other than my unemployment checks for a long time.
 
 
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