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Topic: Parking Lot

Related:
  Parking    Lots  
  Big Lots    Parking Garage  
  Lots for Sale    Save A Lot  
  Parking lot accidents    Parking signs  
  Parking Tickets    Lots of Jokes  
  Domain Parking    Vacant Lot  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  House,  Bicycle
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Favorite activity(s):Shopping,  Going to the beach,  Theme parks
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading,  Cycling,  Horseriding
Favorite destination(s):New York
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"A man's home is his castle"
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Parking in handicapped lots requires a special Department of Transportation permit.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Parking lots and campus and city streets are fraught with construction projects that affect everyone on the road, including public buses.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

All parking lots shall be paved with asphalt concrete and the aisles shall be arranged so as to channel traffic and minimize vehicular/ pedestrian conflicts.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Handicap parking is also available in the municipal lots with wheelchair access to the theatre in the elevator located on the side-rear entrance next to the police station.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Stop building parking lots so that thousands of bikers with 10 grand bikes can come into our backyard and slam in front of me when i am taking a hill.
The parking lots are not safe for loading or unloading of children.
Parking lots and garages Besides indicating where parking is permitted on the street, the sign also gives directions to off-street parking facilities.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Parking in this neighborhood could be a bit tricky and the ocean must be very calm as the reefs are very near the surface and lots of waves roll into this area.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The parking lots were recently paved, the furniture and carpets replaced, and the landscaping enhanced.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Free Parking is conveniently provided in Security patrolled parking lots south of the hospital off Crandon Avenue between 80th and 81st St.
Unsupervised parking lots are statistically the most violence-prone outdoor location on campus.
The parking lots on the campus are surveyed by closed-circuit television cameras that are monitored in the Public Safety office.
 
 
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