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Topic: Save A Lot

Related:
  Save    Lots  
  Parking Lot    Save money  
  Big Lots    Lots for Sale  
  Saves the Day    Save your game  
  Save Energy    Save the Date  
  Lots of Jokes    Vacant Lot  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):Sesame Street,  The Muppets
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cookies
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite movie(s):Independence Day,  Schindler's List,  Shawshank Redemption
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It saves them a lot of time and as they say they are qualified to look at the medical problems of an animal but not always qualified to look at the mental problems of an animal.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Phew, that saves me a lot of time where I just stare at my page and cannot find a name for anything!
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This saves lots of time and postal sending out brochures.
Saves you a lot of time by taking your search word or term and automatically submitting it to several search engines on your behalf at the same time.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It saves a lot of effort increasing our dolphin sighting database specifying the species and their distribution.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This saves a lot of CPU time and allows gnuboy to run full speed on slower systems.
This saves time, disk space and your presentations will run a lot faster and smoother.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

That saves a lot of time when answering support email and gets the customer used to checking the KB for solutions to their problems.
Benefit: Saves local computer storage space and lets lots of users access files stored in one central place.
This saves changing the default template and also saves a lot of data entry, as much of the text and codes do not have to be entered in the new record.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It saves me a lot of time not having to trawl through the European Journal and a wide range of other titles in search of relevant tenders for our business travel services.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I think it saves a lot of insecure girls from having a night from hell because they can turn up a party with the girls!
 
 
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