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Topic: National Lottery results

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

People talk about their ..:

Weirdness

Personality:

Nostalgic

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack, Poker, Bridge

Favorite TV show(s):

Naked News

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Favorite sport(s):

Tennis

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre Agassi (tennis)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Being a James Bond girl

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Squad places are determined via a number of avenues, competitions results, lottery testing results and discussions held between the national coaches themselves.
We are awaiting results of applications made to The National Lottery, Bridge House Trust and The British Phonographic Society.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Have the latest UK National Lottery results sent to you by SMS!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

UK National Lottery covering news and results, national lottery statistics, lottery company, lottery news, thunderball results and past lottery results.
Rob's Uk National Lottery website ( Message from site: "Provides information on the Lotto draw, previous UK national lottery numbers, and weekly lottery results.
Lottery Central Provides results for all UK National Lottery games, also checks users tickets and emails or SMS's the results.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Currently this includes information from the free leaflets available from National Lottery retailers and the results for discontinued lottery games.

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